E3 2009 What I Liked

June 4th, 2009

Firstly it’s the motion stuff that got my panties in a wad.

I’m most interested in Microsoft’s Project Natal for XBox. However, I’ll be really excited when we can see how close it gets to the well edited and created trailer. Even so, it’s one step closer to the holodeck! Microsoft isn’t telling anyone a release date though.

Secondly I liked Sony’s answer to motion control, particularly because of its precision controls, and since this is an actual demo I was quite excited to see the sword play. One step closer to a real virtual fencing game! OK I may not be in the majority for that wish but hey, I’m allowed to wish! Looks like Sony’s aiming for a launch in Spring 2010.

After the battle of the motion controllers, “The Beatles: Rock Band” got me so excited that I pre-ordered the game. I’m a Rockband fan more than a Beatles fan but I just love the idea of being able to play Beatles songs and I’m even looking forward to going through their career as a band.

For other goodies, I’m sort of interested in “Assassin’s Creed 2″ but after getting excited about the first one at E3s in the past & then seeing how it went from there, I feel a little burned by that title. We’ll see. Mario? I’ll wait on those. As far as the other titles, well I’d like to get a PS3 and an XBox but I don’t have them yet so I’ll have to wait to play friend’s games :P

Confessions of a Star Wars Galaxies CSR

March 6th, 2009

GMS, CSRs, if you’ve ever played an MMO you probably have stories to tell about your interactions with them. But what about stories they tell on the other side? An ex Sony Online Entertainment In-game Customer Service Representative / Game Master named Jason shared 8 “behind the curtain” tales on his blog.

The post begins with a shocking tale about a CSR from EverQuest stabbing himself with keys out of frustration, I don’t know if that story is true or not, and the author of the post admits to not being there to see it but I find it rather sad and shocking in the way that I bet a lot of folks could empathize with someone doing this. Which, by the way is also an element of a good “urban myth”. I plan on asking about the validity of this event but I don’t expect to get any “on the record” answers.

This particular event happened in the Everquest area, before my time. Dealing with irate customers is no picnic, and can send a lot of people over the edge. Long story short, a GM who will go unnamed was at his wits end, and one day he snapped. Going bat shit insane, he grabbed his car keys and started jabbing himself with them in a complete nerd rage. This guy was let go but his story will live on forever. Up until this day, you will see keys taped to a select few monitors in the building. Bad joke, but funny in a dark way.

However, most of the eight confessions are about amusing stories from the Star Wars Galaxies universe, for example, this story about a new CSR using the teleport command:

Eventually SWG launched it’s space expansion. It was a bitch to assist customers in space because, well - they would fly away. I always just told them “Hey send me a msg when you’re done in space and I’ll try to help you then.” In one case another rep from India decided he would speed up the process by teleporting the player back to a planet. I guess he wasn’t thinking that if he did this, there would be an unpiloted ship flying around, but something much much worse happened. When he targetted the player, he actually targeted the entire Yavin 4 space station (mass wise one of the biggest items in the database). He then executed the teleport command and *poof* the entire space station was planted in the middle of Naboo. Players shat themselves. Knowing that there wasn’t much we could do, we ended up taking some screen shots, then photoshopped McDonalds and Starbucks signs on the front.

There are also a few stories about PvP play, including the spawning of an AT AT which I would’ve loved to see. Maybe they could’ve sic’d Yoda on it? ;)

SWG PVP t-shirt

You can read the full confessions post here.

Twitter Shorty Awards - OffLine Makes an Appearance!

February 12th, 2009

Ok, it wasn’t really “OffLine” it was @MarthaVan who wore an OffLineTShirts “iTweettank top!

@MarthaVan Wearing an iTweet tank at the Shorty Awards
Martha is the creator/owner of Action Wipes and won a Shorty in the Brand category.

And what is a “Shorty?” It’s an award for the “best producers of short content”. Though started independently, The Shorty’s eventually got a nod from Twitter’s creators. Votes were cast via Twitter and last night’s ceremony was the culmination of events. I watched part of the awards via their Live Stream and noted that acceptance speeches were limited to 140 characters. Seemed right for the occasion.

So Twitter has its own Awards show now, what next? It just keeps rolling on it seems.

More Shorty Awards info via CNN.com/Technology. More about the Shorty Awards in general.

PS Yep, OffLine has a Twitter account (like this blog, it was semi-hidden for a long time) you can follow the official OffLineTshirts Twitter account here: http://twitter.com/OffLineTshirts

Shipping Schedule - And I’ve got New Hoodies (Black, Zip, Black and Zip…)

December 10th, 2008

You can still order TODAY to get Economy shipping for December 24th arrival for US destinations.

Holiday Orders
For delivery on or before December 24, please order by 11:59 p.m. EST, unless noted otherwise, on:
(Shipping Method,Order By)
Economy TODAY by 11:59 p.m. EST Wednesday, December 10
Standard Monday, December 15
Premium Saturday, December 20
1 Day Noon EST, Monday, December 22

And now check out my black sweatshirts, black hoodies, zip hoodies, women’s zip hoodies and black hoodies! Browse the sections at OffLine (and if I’m missing one send me a note so I can add it in).

Flip MinoHD Review… And Yes, We Haz Them

November 24th, 2008

Flip MinoHD - Designer print
So a few weeks ago I started offering the Flip Mino in a small, tucked away section of OffLine.

I wrote a review of my test model Flip Mino which I intended to post here as part of a big “reveal” that OffLineTshirts had something very un-t-shirt-like.

And then the Flip MinoHD came out and I ordered one. I then proceeded to play with it instead of writing a review. Perhaps I wanted to keep it all to myself, to be the ONLY one with a truly pocket sized HD camcorder, especially with my rocking Asian Print inspired design on it…

But then I remembered I’m supposed to be a shopkeeper and also sell these things to complete strangers :P

So here we go.

A Flip MinoHD, what is it? It’s a compact camcorder. Like the Flip Mino (non HD) it weighs a mere 3.3 ounces, is small and thin, is dead simple to use, takes great sound, and has a tripod mount. It can also take up to 60 minutes of video and has a rechargeable battery which you charge via the built in USB arm which “flips” out of the camcorder so you can plug it into a Mac or PC. So take all that and add HD to the package and you get a big “Wow!” from me and anyone else looking for an affordable and truly portable device. I’m telling you, when I did my original write up of the Flip Mino I thought to myself, “I’m writing too many good things!” And then I thought, “I know what’s lacking, I wish they had an HD version.”

And now they do. And I do. And so can you. Do.

And because I think I did a good job of writing my review for the Flip Mino, I’m going to paste it here now (and keep in mind that the HD version has even better video quality):

When my Flip arrived I was immediately impressed. First it was because of the nice packaging, then it was because of how nice the print of my design came out (this was my test Mino) then about how light and slim this camcorder is!

When I got around to turning the thing on (I did look at the Quick Start guide but stopped reading after seeing Step 1 was push the power button and step 2 was push the big red Record/Stop Recording button) I was impressed with the video and sound quality. I also liked the screen well enough even though when I first saw pictures of it I worried it would be too small. The fact that the touch sensitive button icons lit up was also a nice surprise.

This thing passes my Treo in video quality, the camera does a good job of adjusting for different light situations. The sound is also excellent, far better than on my phone or even on my point and shoot camera!

The ease of shooting (love that big red button) was a nice change even though I didn’t find it too hard to shoot video with my camera phone, it was one more added step to push to get to video shooting.

I’m going to be talking a lot more about comparing this to a camera phone because I see those as the main competitor for the Flip.

Flip Mino vs Camera Phones

Both are small and portable. The Flip differs though in that it is a mere 3.3 ounces in weight. Much lighter than my Treo 755p at 5.6 ounces and also still lighter than an iPhone at 4.7 ounces. You may not think the difference in the numbers is that great but while the other phones brag that you can put them in your shirt pocket, if you really did so it would drag your pocket down.

In contrast I put this in my knit shirt pocket and forgot it was there (which for a girl is not a good thing as it makes for an, ahem, unusual shape).

I already mentioned video quality, but I’ll say it again here, it wins over my Treo. I don’t own an iPhone but I’d say strictly regarding resolution it is even with that BUT it wins over both in terms of handling low light and changing light situations.

It also beats them in sound quality. I think a big reason for that is that it has a multidirectional microphone that does not have to serve double duty as a phone sound receiver and thus can be positioned more optimally which lets it pick up sound better. The inner workings (which I am not privy to) I’m guessing are also of high quality as audio did not sound tinny or scratchy at all, even when I recorded music played from a car stereo while the car was being driven (I was a passenger).

Another advantage the Flip has over cameraphones is that is has a standard tripod mount, it’s a sturdy metal one as well (though since the Flip is so lightweight, Pure Digital could have easily went the cheaper route and gone with a plastic mount). When I used my cameraphone for video I always had to hold it up, which made for shaky video (and I still suffer from that sometimes) HOWEVER I now have the option of using any number of small lightweight tripod options so I can set up the Flip and leave it to get in the video myself, or just set it up to give my arm (and viewers) a rest from shaky video.

I just gotta say that this little camcorder was a nice surprise.

Sample of HD Video:


Flip Mino HD from Jefferson Graham on Vimeo.

See my Flip MinoHDs here.

WoW’s 4th Anniversary Gift - Baby Blizzard Bear!

November 24th, 2008

World of Warcraft celebrates its 4th anniversary today by giving out Baby Blizzard Bears (aka little polar bears) to anyone logging in. You get a letter which includes the summon pet ability as an attachment and then you can access your pet from your Character pane.

I got mine for some of my avatars, here’s a shot of him sitting down. Cute isn’t he?

Baby Blizzard Bear Sitting Down

I haven’t yet activated him for any of my Horde characters yet, perhaps if I could make him look a little more menacing somehow?

Yeah, you’re right, he’s just a cute ball of fur! Hmm fur…

Happy 4th Anniversary Blizzard, seems like yesterday we were running around in Friends and Family Alpha!

EDIT: PS the Achievement is called “Can I Keep Him?”.

52 Lego Bricks Per Person

November 14th, 2008

Lego has lost its patent but let’s celebrate the Bricks anyway.

Picture set of Lego accomplishments.

Prince of Persia Animation Reference Video

October 29th, 2008

Old School, we’re talking 1989, 2D Prince of Persia. And yet, the animations looked so smooth. That was due to the use of rotoscoping by its creator and programmer, Jordan Mechner. Mechner has recently shared the videos he used for that process, showing his younger brother jumping and doing other movements gamers will recognize.



Prince of Persia Animation Reference 1985 from jordan mechner on Vimeo.

Check out his pants too! :)

Link to Mechner’s blog entry.

New Star Trek Movie: Abram’s Vision and Response to Shatner

October 16th, 2008

New Spock and Kirk
If you’re a geek you’ve probably heard about a new Star Trek movie being in the works. The film is aiming for next summer for its release and director J.J. Abrams is at the helm hoping to breath new life into the franchise. Entertainment Weekly comes out with an issue tomorrow featuring Star Trek and shared some choice quotes with the game industry press.

“I don’t think people even understand what Star Trek means anymore,” says Abrams, who saw the first Star Trek film in 1979 with his father at a theater on the Paramount lot. But he feels no warm-fuzzy nostalgia about it. In fact, Abrams can sum up his regard for Trek in two words: Galaxy Quest, the 1999 hit starring Tim Allen that satirized Trek with painful precision. “It’s so ridiculous, so accurate, so sophisticated, it spoils the Star Trek universe,” he says. Plus, at heart, Abrams is still more of a Star Wars guy. “All my smart friends liked Star Trek,” he says. “I preferred a more visceral experience.” Which is exactly why he accepted Paramount’s offer in 2005 to develop a new Trek flick; creative­ly, he was engaged by the possibility of a Star Trek movie “that grabbed me the way Star Wars did.”

Abrams says he was also drawn to the project because he believed in—and wanted to evangelize—Trek’s unabashed ideal­ism. “I think a movie that shows people of various races working together and surviving hundreds of years from now is not a bad message to put out right now,” says Abrams. That ethos may seem cornball to an America darkened by a decade’s worth of catastrophe, but after an election season that has seen both presidential nomi­nees run on “hope” and “change,” Star Trek just may find itself on the leading wave of a zeitgeist shift—away from bleak, brood­ing blockbusters and toward the light. “In a world where a movie as incredibly produced as The Dark Knight is raking in gazillions of dollars, Star Trek stands in stark contrast,” Abrams says. “It was important to me that optimism be cool again.”

Is the world ready again for Trek’s optimistic vision of the future? Some involved with the film suspect the presidential election may have a dramatic effect on how Star Trek will be perceived. “This is a franchise that offers hope for unity—and so does Barack Obama,” says Zachary Quinto, who plays Spock. “When this movie comes out, and Obama is presi­dent, hopefully there will be some parallels.” Perhaps, but the elder Spock knows that moments of unity can be fleeting. “My only regret is that the movie can’t come out sooner,” Nimoy says. “I think the world could use it. Don’t you?”

While Nimoy will be putting on his ears to play a wizened Spock in the new Star Trek, don’t expect a cameo by William Shatner as Captain Kirk. Last month, the 77-year-old actor posted a video on YouTube, complaining about being left behind, and chastising Abrams, even though Shatner’s Kirk died in Star Trek Generations (1994). “I brought him back to life in one of my books, very easily,” Shatner tells Abrams in the video. “I’m just sorry that I’m not in your wonderful movie.”
Abrams has seen the video, of course. “I don’t know how my life has become a thing where William Shatner talks to me through YouTube,” Abrams tells EW. “I was such a huge fan of his, but we wrote a scene for him in the movie and it didn’t feel right. And he said to us—he said publicly—that doing a cameo didn’t interest him. Which I totally appreciate. But we did try.” EW tried to reach Shatner, but he declined to be interviewed. Through a spokesperson he said, “I don’t think it would be appropriate for me to be involved in the Star Trek universe at this point.”

E for All 2008 Overview Report - Steve Wiebe, Fatal1ty, Gamer Aptitude Test

October 6th, 2008

Gamer Obstacle CourseIt was a grey, drizzly morning in Los Angeles on Saturday, October 4th, but aside from a few slow areas, it was a relatively smooth drive to the Convention center for the second day of E for All. It’s the second year in existence for the public video game convention, and I think it still has hopes of filling E3 of old’s shoes. The ease in which I found parking (even for a Saturday morning) was evidence that the new con still has plenty of toe room, if not the wrong shoes on entirely. Arriving in the West Hall lobby, I noticed a lack of lines at the badge counters. There was a fairly long one to the doors of West Hall itself though. A band was playing to entertain the crowd, they sounded pretty good and plugged their MySpace page — a Sign of the Times. The lead singer was also using an unusual guitar (it was a Guitar Hero guitar which he wasn’t actually playing).

The doors opened a little past 10:00am, the first thing one saw was the Into the Pixel art exhibit and Educational section. I listened briefly to a girl talking about video game websites and how to break into working for them.

My first appointment was supposed to be at 10:30AM with John Bates, Business Development from Entropia. He was running late but I was able to talk to some of the game’s “Ambassadors”, actual players of the game who Mind Ark had paid a stipend to travel to E for All and talk about Entropia. It was a good way to learn about the money driven MMORPG at the player level so I was glad the official guy hadn’t shown up yet.

While waiting I walked over to the 3D vest booth. If you haven’t heard about it, it’s supposed to translate things that happen to you in a game into real life sensations. An example I’d read on the web is that you would feel chest blows. As I neared the booth I saw a camo vest draped on a chair and a guy asked if I wanted to try it on. I asked if there was a girl version and the guy said they did have one, it was pink. I don’t think he really understood my concern. I had to elaborate by explaining that in fencing girls wear chest protectors. His eyes got a searching look and he just said that he didn’t know if the pink vests were made differently. I had another interview to go to and he said I should come back later. I don’t know, the whole idea is kind of funny, I don’t know if I’d really want to get all beaten up in real life. I mean even if you win in a game, you’re getting hit and throwing yourself around a lot in a FPS.

So on to my next appointment. This one was about a game called Beyond Protocol. It’s a MMORTS game set in space. It hadn’t been on my radar but I had been contacted by their PR guy who had said he’s tried to contact The Safehouse before because he thought we’d be interested in the Espionage aspect of the game. I have to say that games like these are what used to be in Kentia Hall during the old days of E3. I called Kentia “the Dungeon” because it was located on the lower level of the Convention building and because the Big Guys generally bought space in West or South Hall and the others were banished to “The Dungeon”. I liked going to Kentia Hall because you could find gems of games there, or, at the very least something unusual. Beyond Protocol has the potential to be one the gems for “hardcore” gamers, who they admit is their target. They have an open beta going on right now. I’ll include more about the game in an upcoming article.

Then it was time to roam the floor. I noticed a lonely booth which seemed to be selling Rockband drum covers (each cover matched the color of the drum rim). There was a large booth for mobile games which looked sterile and uninviting. A good portion of space was taken up by the World Cyber Games USA for the National Finals competition. Another large section was set aside for Intel Extreme Masters Global Challenge. WoW was one of the games in the Global Challenge but I didn’t see anyone playing it when I went by.

While the game makers themselves seemed to be sparse there were a number of stations set up at various booths where gamers could play the games themselves. Target’s area seemed to have the biggest variety and number of play stands. Star Wars: the Force Unleashed seemed popular, but unfortunately they only seemed to have it for the Xbox360 and not for the Wii. I had hoped to be able to try it out on the Wii.

At another booth old school arcade games like Donkey Kong and Berserk were set up for public play, they were near stations set up for attendees to take the Gamer Aptitude test, dubbed H2i which tests hand to eye coordination and was once only used on pro gamers. One person was just wrapping up their test when one of the girls near the box asked if I wanted to try it. I don’t like playing new games in front of people but there wasn’t a crowd so I said, “Sure, why not.”

My first test instructed me to just click a target on the screen with a mouse click. Another was to hit the A or D key (or the left arrow and right arrow) according to which of these symbols (< >) appeared on the screen. As I was taking the test I became aware of more people crowding around. Then the guide person told me, “Not to make you nervous or anything but there’s a whole bunch of people watching you now.” Well I was aware of it, one of those folks was Jonathon “Fatal1ty” Wendell, who was apparently showing the test to someone else I couldn’t quite see (another top gamer I guessed). I got embarrassed because I missed a target and then of course missed another. Then on the next test I didn’t read the instructions correctly and let seconds go by before realizing I just needed to click a target shape even though it hadn’t turned red.

In the end my score was 54.77. I declared, “I suck!” To which Jonathon said, “You ranked 5XX out of 5XX, you’re not last!” Note here that I don’t know the exact numbers he used because I was slinking off in shame, but he was correct, I wasn’t last, but I was definitely in the bottom half, if not the last quarter of scores tabulated thus far. I think the last thing I heard was the guide girl telling Fatal1ty that I was going to be interviewing him at 2pm. Guess I’ll be memorable at least. I think there were prizes for top scores, I of course didn’t qualify but the guide girl wrote my score on a sticker and stuck it on my badge. I didn’t take it off, I wore it as a badge of shame.

After that ordeal I had to take a bit of a break and went back to my role of photographer rather than participant. The gamer known as Mama McCann in Vanguard circles had spotted me earlier and she was now taking her test. I took a few shots and also talked to her husband. I then left them so she could better concentrate on the test (and because I had to take another kind of break if you know what I mean).

Back roaming the floor, I passed by the NoS energy drink booth. They had free samples out on their table. I asked if I could read the ingredients. High Fructose corn syrup, Taurine, Caffeine. A girl told me it tasted like grape soda. I decided I could use some energy and took a sample. She was right, it tasted like lightly carbonated grape soda. Not bad. In fact maybe too good. I don’t really want to like stuff that is ultimately bad for me. I saw a dad with two young boys each take samples. Watch that group in a few minutes.

Passing by the Target area again I noticed a guy just finishing trying the Shaun White Snowboarding game using the Wii Fit board. I hopped on and hit Restart to do the same run. The guy and his friend came back to watch. I somehow did a trick on the board and ended up with my person facing the opposite way that I was standing in real life, it didn’t seem to matter much though, it was all about the leaning and maybe the jumping (it was kinda hard to tell if I made my guy jump on a rail or if he just did it automatically). Forward lean, unlike in Wii Fit Slalom, didn’t seem to affect speed at all. The guy asked if I snowboarded, I said, “I fall,” and added that I’ve gone once. He then said to his friend, “I was overdoing it,” in regards to the leaning. As I finished my run the guy admitted I’d done better than him. Hey, after my performance on the H2i test, I’d take the ego boost.

I wandered over to Fatal1ty’s booth. They had a series of things going on, one was an obstacle course where the top three times would get a $300 gift certificate to Best Buy. It involved diving through a pool of play balls, doing one Wii Fit ski jump, running tires, doing one Wii Fit marble screen, walking across some beams, doing 20 hulu hoop rotations on Wii Fit again and then riding an adult sized tricycle to the finish line. I watched some guys have a go and they did it in around 53 seconds. The guys talking said you could have unlimited go’s at it. If I had more time I’d do practice runs.

On the main stage I watched Fatal1ty take on a few competitors in Quake 4. It was two against one and Fatal1ty was handicapped according to a spin on a handicap wheel. I saw the tail end of one set he wasted handily and before the next set the emcee asked him which handicap he thought was worst, he replied “Melee only” and decided to use that handicap on the next set of contestants even though it hadn’t come up on the wheel. So two guys had guns, Fatal1ty had none. He still wasted them, moving into the corners of the map to anticipate their jumps so they would get a nasty landing. I was impressed.
Walter Day and Steve Wiebe being interviewed by G4
I walked by the booth where the game tests and old arcade games were again and recognized Steve Wiebe and Walter Day, a small crowd was around them asking for pictures and they were obliging. I took a turn too. Walter grabbed my badge, saw it said “Media” on it and told me, “Stay right there, don’t move!” He then grabbed gamer, Triforce, and a poster, he told me hold this, and then more pictures were taken with the group of us. The poster was for a Feed the Homeless drive that a bunch of gamers were supporting. TriForce was its Director. You were to bring a can of food, unfortunately, it was held only during E for All so I’m afraid this report is a little late to help much except perhaps urge you to watch for it for next year. I spoke to Steve a little apart from the picture taking. I asked if, “All this,” indicating the noise and crowd, “hurt his chances for breaking the record.” He said, “Well last night I got one million, so it hasn’t hurt. I think if it’s just at a constant level I can tune it out.” “What if folks were to cheer for you?” “Well if it’s between screens, that’s ok”. When I first met him, after Walter had noticed my Media pass, I had said, “I’m here as Press but I’m a fan too” He answered, “that’s great, I need fans!”. Naw, I think everyone who’s seen the movie is a fan of his. Nice guy, humble and with a lot of patience for picture taking.

About this time I had my appointment with Fatal1ty set up. He was a little late, “probably geeking out on the floor” as his PR person told me. I had a chair and peanut M&Ms so I was happy to wait. When he showed we shook hands and as I said, “I was the girl taking the test earlier…” He said, “Yeah I remember 5XX out of 5XX”. I swear I’m not blanking that out because of pride, I really can’t remember what the numbers were. Some kind of psychological block I’m sure. I knew our time was a bit limited so I cut to the chase to questions about being a professional gamer and his business.

He was a nice guy, I can see why he is still liked. He had an easy going manner about him though he got intense talking about this business and about competing. I mentioned fencing when we talked about competing and he excitedly told me that he won a gold medal in fencing in 5th grade, apparently he had gone to a Magnet school and they had all sorts of sports available and he apparently excelled at most of them. This guy is a competitor all right. I got a few momento shots of us together at the end but the girl taking them wasn’t used to my camera so they didn’t turn out that great.

The day was feeling pretty long for me at this point but the Entropia folks had tried to reschedule my appointment and left voicemail messages for me so I dropped by one more time. John was there this time, wearing a very bright blue suit. I asked him higher end questions about real money in a MMORPG environment, the answers of which I’ll include in another article.

One of the last booths I went to was the Mana Energy Potion booth, they make a caffeine / taurine energy drink that is meant to be taken as a “shot” and is packaged in a cute potion bottle. They gave me a sample and though I was tempted to try it out right then, I remembered that I’d had the NoS drink earlier and figured I had better not OD on caffeine.

With that, I was out of there. My over all impression was that it had been worth attending, especially if you are a Southern California resident since you could save on travel expenses. Last year I wondered if they would even have another one. This year I find myself hoping that they do. It’s still not E3 of old and I predict never will fill those shoes, but I do think it’s a fun event.